Kiva's Kwandry

Who is this woman and what has she done with my Mommie??  No really ... Mommie???  Mooooooooomie!!!  MOMMIE!!!  Where are you??  There's a crazy person sitting in your spot and she looks just like you!!  I want my Mommie back, dang it!!!  This impostor is starting to scare me.  She goes to baseball games, garage sales, grocery stores, swap meets, and BBQ's.  She cleans multiple rooms in a day (including vacuuming), gives me a bath, makes dinner, gets food ready for lunches during the week, does laundry, and clips coupons.  She doesn't like the cold, but she's not complaining about it.  This is not my Mommie!!

Then again, maybe this lunatic is my Mommie and I just forgot how active she can be when she feels good.  I mean, I'm still getting the attention that I demand, there's crazy acapella music playing, and the coffee pot has not turned off yet, so it really truly could be her!!

Let me just tell you what Lunatic Mommie is up to today ... first of all, she's still waiting for her Soc. Sec. check.  A week ago she requested that 1 be reissued and today or tomorrow would be the days that she'd get it.  If  it comes today, she has a list longer than her legs of bills to pay, groceries to buy, and things to do.  Since it's rainy and cold today she probably won't get a pedicure or a massage, but she will definitely treat herself to a trip to Ziggi's in between all of her errands ... 3 or 4 times ...  IF this is my real Mommie, that is. 

Uh oh ... wait a minute ... hold the phone ... she just brought out the space heater ... and sweats ... it IS my real Mommie!!  It is, it is!!!  And ... and ... and ... there's the Ketamine nasal spray ... and ... oh look!!  Fuzzy Socks!!  Oh Mommie, I missed you!!  Let's go lie down until you warm up and start to feel better, ok Mommie??

I have faith that Lunatic Mommie will be back just as soon as it warms up again.  I have faith that, at some point, my bladder will get so full that I won't mind going out into the rain and mud to go potty.  I have faith that Mommie will get her bills paid this week and she'll stop referring to the woman at SSA as "the mad cow."  Crazy only lasts for so long before RSD Reality comes back into play ... Game On, Mommie!!